more post apocalyptic dreamings

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the world ended first. it split in two right through the middle, and for ages i fell between the two halves, and wondered about which would hurt more - falling all the way to the fiery core and burning up slowly, or the two halves coming back together again and squishing me. but when i got to the centre of the earth i landed in a puddle in a multistorey carpark.
and yardies started spray painting my car all graffiti colours, but then they started on cat's shiny new car and i tried to save it, so they started spray painting me instead. and there was all paint in my ears and my eyes and i couldn't see, and they put me in a bag and took me a away.
and i woke up in the courtyard of a skyscraper. looming walls on all four sides. and the yardie wives were there, all see through and wraith like, chained to bike racks. there was an evil machine, that made prostitute ghosts, and i knew i was going to get murdered and sold for ghost sex forever.. but the wives were angry (they never signed up for this), and they plotted, and gave me a big sharpened hook. then confusion, i was in the machine, but not, and the turbines whirred and the generators hummed, and the hook grew massive and twisted around the whole block, ripping through the rooms of the skyscrapers, and impaling the evil people all kebab like.
so i scarpered, and i snuck about in the new misty red post apocalyptic land.. went into hiding in a dead supermarket and got promptly kidnapped by a hick.
and he was keeping me as a pet in some kind of grassy amphitheatre. and i had an dog tag on that electrocuted me if i tried to get away.. i tricked him though, with some weird bobbly towels (he had a towel fixation apparently), but then he got pissed off and smashed a mirror and came after me with all long silvery shards of bastardisation.

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